Eddie Izzard Fan Mail Letters

 Mr. Izzard,

    I recently attended your show at the Kodak Theater in LA.  I brought along a group of friends from my church and one guy who refuses to attend our church, because we are, by and large, suspect, if not overtly corrupt.  Since I could not manage to suppress my hypocrisy sufficiently to motivate his attendance, I chose instead to bring him to your show.  You spent a good part of the night explaining why you were an atheist, which consequently led to conversations about belief in God.  That guy now attends my church every week.  So I write you not because you're commentaries are hilarious, although they are, but to notify you of your new status as evangelist.  I shall post you again if I can secure your canonicity.  Keep up the ministry.

Blessings,

Pastor Jim Miller, Glenkirk Church

P.S.  Please do not listen to my online sermons, and if you do, please do not sue me for plagiarizing so many of your jokes.  You have more money than I do.